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[Cracker]

I do not think that Cracker thinks fucked up hair is funny. Coifing one's hair is important to Cracker. Seriously important. Hair that has not been coifed is to be scorned.

It isn't even the style so much. I wear a ponytail half the time or scrunch my hair into wild curls. It is the condition of the hair that bothers me. And the total lack of styling and product.

They make lovely smelling products which will improve the quality of your hair if you were born with a Bozo. Just apply some nice anti-frizz serum and spend ten minutes straightening, or curling, your tresses. If you are too lazy for that, or like a wilder look, apply some nice-smelling gel and control your mane.

Unhealthy frizzy hair is a sign of an unkempt person. So is ashy skin.