want welfare? get drug tested

[Cracker]

$240 month?

Wow, I can see why so many Americans are turning to the lucrative career of begging.

I would think you of all people would have a better understanding of benefits.

Cash money for stuff like shampoo or diapers or crack.
Food paid for, buy Ramen noodles and sell the rest of your food stamps for cash or sell people the groceries you buy for half price.
Housing paid for.
Medical paid for.
Some utilities paid for.
You can move a man in to get extra cash for nails and hair.
If you make your child retarded or born addicted to drugs, or you are a drug addict, you get the big payout: Social Security Disability.
AND you don't have to wake up in the mornings. That is priceless.