02-09-2012, 11:00 AM
I have a friend whose Mother is convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that all walmarts are entry and exit points for aliens, like space aliens, entering and leaving Earth. She's serious about this, now, has and will tell complete strangers. She says when you see someone in Walmart not dressed properly or not acting properly, they're an alien that hasn't been schooled on humans enough to blend in, and thats why Walmart is always chock full of idiots. They're aliens. I don't know whether to step away from her when she starts talking like this, or ask her to tell me more.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.