Maggots crystal ball

[Cracker]

I've seen her, I saw a clear, undisguised photograph. She's a tall, beautiful blonde, her hair is long, probably longer than mine since I had so much cut off.

She's everything she says she is.

If you saw the latest pic, you would take that back. My license is horrible, too. Hate showing it. Cracker is NOT photogenic. One out of ten pics is okay, the rest make my friends and family laugh.

I had one set taken that was so bad, I gave them out to people to look at when they are having a bad day. One friend is a couples counselor. She got the biggest kick out of it. She said she keeps it in her top desk drawer and opens the drawer to look at it when people are getting on her nerves.