You know what I got banned for?

[sally]

I made this song up in the shower this morning while testing out my new Irish springs soap. Good Bye, Smegs.

Smegs been cheated
Been mistreated
When will Smegs be loved

Smegs been pushed down
Smegs been pushed 'round
When will Smegs be loved

When Smegs finds a new forum
That she thinks is fine
She ends up getting banned
It happens every time

Smegs been made blue
Smegs been lied to
When will Smegs be loved

She talks about Clancy
She talks about Spot
She also like to post picks of her tits a lot
Why oh why is this a crime

Oh, Smegs been cheated
Been mistreated
When will Smegs be loved
Tell me, when will Smegs be loved