02-15-2012, 09:03 AM
(02-15-2012, 03:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-14-2012, 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.
So you didn't eat much garlic bread before you were married and does your wife know that this shit ended at the alter?
Yeah ... I gotta sorta secretly eat garlic now because she says it makes me smell. So, no garlic on the weekends for sure.