Username jealousy thread

[IMaDick]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

4 hours per session?

Are you a Viagra man?

Not even, I know that four hours seems like a long time to a minute man but in reality it's not.

C'mon Dick, minute man?

That was pretty juvenile. I was actually talking in all seriousness about enhancements.

Neither me or my partner would want to go for 4 hours.

I don't know your "partner" but with that word as a descriptor I pictured a cowboy in chaps.

assholes were not made for 4 hour sessions in fact I don't think they were made for 4 second sessions.

I suggest a tattoo on your back that says " exit only"