PETITION

[Middle Finger]

Great, now I'm craving garlic toast at 9 in the morning ...

Let's have an honest talk. It's time.

It isn't the garlic you crave, it is the carbs. You may be handling the excessive carb intake so far, but if you look down RIGHT NOW, you will see that roll starting to grow. And I can't imagine what it smells like when you try to workout and get all sweaty.

Enjoy your pasta and bread.

Wrong on two counts. First, don't ever fuck with my garlic cravings. I know them like you know skin color. Second, my carb intake is purposefully low. I eat sprouted, flourless bread, bitch.