02-27-2012, 11:45 AM
more hilarity in booking/intake. fla. of course.
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It was after drinking some finely aged Colt 45 that a 47-year-old man appeared to confuse black marks on the floor with his shoes.
Police arrested Frank Wallace on a consuming open alcoholic beverage in public charge.
Wallace's shoes were searched at the St. Lucie County jail, and he was asked to pick them up.
"The suspect grabbed and attempted to pick up the two black marks that is adhered to the jails floor to indicate to any arrestee where to stand," the report states. "The suspect tried numerous times to remove the marks on the floor, before he was advised that the marks weren't his shoes."
It was after drinking some finely aged Colt 45 that a 47-year-old man appeared to confuse black marks on the floor with his shoes.
Police arrested Frank Wallace on a consuming open alcoholic beverage in public charge.
Wallace's shoes were searched at the St. Lucie County jail, and he was asked to pick them up.
"The suspect grabbed and attempted to pick up the two black marks that is adhered to the jails floor to indicate to any arrestee where to stand," the report states. "The suspect tried numerous times to remove the marks on the floor, before he was advised that the marks weren't his shoes."