Are you an artist?

[Middle Finger]

It's painted sticks hanging on strings.

Jesus Christ.

This is why you are you. You demonstrate a lack of insight and understanding of art and culture. You are bereft and destitute of any intellectual capacity to grasp anything greater than the understanding of a 4 year old. No offense to 4 year olds.

Or, flabby, maybe because art is subjective ... untold millions may feel that those things do not deserve to be deemed more than a bunch of glorified, ugly, hanging, painted sticks.