Hello all.

[Middle Finger]

So sad ... but thanks for yet another example of what I'm talking about ...

It is sad that you have a small dick. And it is sad that you are short. And it is sad that you are in love with a pillow. But cheer up little fella, you have a cool dog. See? Something to be happy about.

I see here you're implying that I am shorter than you and have a smaller dick than you. Perhaps this is why you are down to dating street hobos. As for love, I have so much to give and receive so much, that I need a few body pillows to absorb the excess. You can't relate, and I understand why.