How many shits do you take per day?

[Middle Finger]

You, like Ramsey, are famous for saying the obvious, and say it as if it's something different than what the average 6^th grader would say.

Mutha Fucka doesn't take a shit. He is a SHIT.

It's ok rams, I got this one.

As a health professional we have to speak clinically when we are dealing with douches like you. I just assumed you would get all giggley if we said 'poop'.

Give me one month to review some material and I can come across as a more skilled health professional than you, no matter how much education you get in the future. That's the kind of inherent limitation you two Sisters Of Mediocrity are stuck with. It's sad, it's been clinically tested, and there is no cure.