Are you surprised when

[sally]

if only you had black hair and used black eyeliner and wore goth clothes, Maggot would tell you how hot you are.

Maggot never tells me I'm hot. If fact I don't think he has ever said anything nice to me.

You look like my cousin and that sets me on a kilter, but you have been in my sigline for quite awhile now.

I noticed your sigline and I'm honored.

Now back to Aussie. She's a dense fruitcake with extra nuts and prunes.