03-07-2012, 11:59 PM
(03-07-2012, 11:51 PM)Cracker Wrote: Touch it before you buy it. I have seen your picture. I'm sure you can manage to induce a stiffy while you are still at dinner. That gives you the option of having to get up early for church...
If you don't at least go to dinner once first, I can't help you, whore.
My manners also tell me not to be feeling the guy up under the table on a first date. I just take my chances and hope for the best.
I kept the 9"er around for 2 years... mostly for that...but you can only do it in certain positions with a horse hanger.