why are you a dork?

[Maggot]

I'm a dork b/c I cry at movies. I'm not much into chick flicks, but Steel Magnolias gets me every fucking time. Ladder 49 made me cry so long and so hard I couldn't see for a day after. I love new appliances, new electronic gadgets. I will watch the weather channel...with interest.

Are you a Virgo? Do you like sailboats and moon filled nights? Are you between the ages of 18-74 and do you still have all your hair? Sterling may just be right up your alley way or at least ready with some vaseline.