why are you a dork?

[Midwest Spy]

Johnny's daddy was takin' him fishing when he was 8 years old.

A little girl came through the front gate, holding a fishing pole.

His dad looked down and smiled, and said, 'we can't leave her behind'.

Son, I know you don't want her to go, but someday you'll change your mind.

And Johnny said, 'take Jimmy Johnson, take Tommy Thompson, take my best friend Bo. Take anybody that you want as long as she don't go. Take any boy in the world, daddy please, don't take the girl.'

Classic.