Shoplifting

[Iggy]

PA.
From the you can’t make this up file, a Carlisle man is charged with trying to steal a pack of ribs by putting them down his pants for the second time.

Donald Noone, 65 of Carlisle, was highly intoxicated when he attempted to steal the ribs from the Giant Food Store in Carlisle on Sunday.

On May 22, Noone was also arrested for trying to steal a pack of ribs from the store while intoxicated.

Noone was charged with public drunkenness and retail theft, and also charged for a subsequent offense since this is the second incident.

I love the irony of his last name lol! No-one This guy should be locked up in a hospital, he looks like he might be a few nuggets short of a happy meal.