the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[crash]

Are you hot, crash? Or do you look "safe"? Because I can't figure out why a grown woman would tell you about her grossness.

I swear, if someone put poop on me (including monkeys in the zoo) I would become violent. That is effen nasty.

I was traumatized changing diapers. That little bit of poo was only tempered by deep love.

I could never be a nurse.

Hehe...I couldn't work out where the poop comment came from, then I re-read my post....that 'junkies' was supposed to be 'kinkier', and the 'fudging' was supposed to be 'fisting'...damn icorrecting.

I'm not sure it's whether I'm safe or hot, I think it's just she has such a naughty little secret that she has to tell someone and I'm so far removed from the rest of her life for any of her other friends to find out.