Why Can't Ramsey Find a Second Husband?

[ramseycat]

I think ramsey's first would have been a jock, not the most popular one, but one that followed the most popular one around like the little yappy dog that bounced around the bull dog in that cartoon. He ended up in ramsey's pants because she was gullible and naive.

She was a scooter root for him; great fun while you were riding it but all your mates laughed at you when they found out...poor old Mr Ramsey got attached though, she was like that dog you had that wasn't good or bad, you didn't love it, but you didn't have the heart to give it a bullet..

as for getting a new one...ramsey is too much of a victim and now she has taken on the persona of the little yappy dog. She's always just 'there' agreeing or repeating, and now a new toyboy is riding the scooter...until his fat boy comes along.

Crash, I left Mr. Ramsey. He was a poor choice for a husband. I made a mistake. One I won't make again. There will not be another Mr. Ramsey until Maggot is single again.