Is it Doobie time?

[HairOfTheDog]

It's like 2,000 miles. I'm not sure how big 2,000 mile dick is, but it better be fucking huge if you are going to drive.

And it better have some girth to it to make it worth a trip through security at the airport if you are going to fly...

Shit...I didn't know it was that fucking far. I should get a map out once in awhile. I haven't been west since I was 10. I only go south or east.
Bring your weed to me kid...I'll have the tape measure waiting at the door.

Now we're talking. Good plan.

Wait... What if Kid arrives at the door and refuses to give up the weed before being measured up? Ah well, this Plan B is still better. Make him do the work. You're both hot, but he's clearly climbing up a league.

Have a good trip FAHQTOO!