I mock, therefore I am

[HairOfTheDog]

First off, I needed the thunderbird to ease the pain of the tirejack, and come to think of it where were YOU when my wallet got snagged.? Secondly, I'd have begged for any music just to get your station off the air. Rush Limbaugh was bad enough, but Nickelback? NICKELBACK???

And don't pretend I didn't see that communist manifesto hidden in the bag with all those Oxycontin scrips.

I think Cracker's right. Along with the brain damage, you might have some Alzheimer's setting in.

First, I was listening to RUSH 2112 Overture, and I am limber. Things are getting fuzzy for you and blending together; stage 1 of the disease. I actually feel badly for you.

Secondly, when I found that you'd smoked half my dime bag in the rest stop bathroom, I demanded my nickel (bag) back.

Lastly, well, yeah. The Oxys were for a toothache I had at the time. And, I still support the concept of Communism, just not the bastardization of its implementation.

You should be more grateful; I'd still be willing to pick you up again and give you a free ride (if I wasn't in a hurry and needed someone to take the wheel for awhile).