I mock, therefore I am

[Cracker]

Yeah, not enough bang for my buck.

If you always speak in that manner, you are a douche. This is Mock, you don't need to be pretentious. (Look at the thread title if you don't know what I mean.)

If you can't help it, bless your heart. HOTD will still be nice to you.

I know a few words not related to internet porn searches, and I occasionally use them in conversation. If that scares you perhaps you can use a google translator to assist you when replying to my posts in the future. For the record though: trying to ridicule the guy who read and retained a book or two as if this were middle school only works if you're actually IN middle school. Pretty sure you're right about this conversation containing exactly one douchebag, but it ain' t me.

Didn't read it. You are boring.