I mock, therefore I am

[Donovan]

I'm not reading anything the 70's throwback posts that is over one line. I can't be bothered.

Think what you want. Cracker doesn't care.

Does Cracker know that the inability to process or retain large chunks of information, and the habit of referring to oneself in the third person, are both clear signs of dissociative identity disorder? Cracker should probably seek professional help.

On the plus side, dissociative identity disorder is rarely caused by chemical or substance abuse, so cracker doesn't have to give up the meth.