04-01-2012, 02:58 PM
what pranks did you play on the kids today Maggot?
or your poor patient wife? i just know you did something.
i used to tell my kids there were dinosaurs outside in our woods. they'd freak out until i had to prove there weren't.
and once on a boat i told one son an ocean-going (HUGE) sunfish was a great white shark, so he screamed and cried for an hour.
BAD MOM!!
but the little bastards deserved it.
or your poor patient wife? i just know you did something.
i used to tell my kids there were dinosaurs outside in our woods. they'd freak out until i had to prove there weren't.
and once on a boat i told one son an ocean-going (HUGE) sunfish was a great white shark, so he screamed and cried for an hour.
BAD MOM!!
but the little bastards deserved it.