PRIZED POSSESSIONS

[Maggot]

Have you ever changed the brakes on a Subaru? Here's a tech tip hint, bring a gun.

My go-to man for a brake job is the hoarder neighbor. Never had a problem. But he is a man of few words. He just gets the fucking job done without a lot of chit chat.

I really do not hoard much and now have a big assed dumpster sitting in my trucks parking spot to prove it. Some people ask and I say its my bomb shelter/nuclear escape pod, but I digress and have realized the truth in Crackers words about useless shit. Every day something goes in there that tears my heart out. I almost climb back in it to get it out but stop when my fat ass cannot climb up over the rim to fetch it.