My Smart Phone

[sally]

Stick your stupid smart phone up your ass, Midwest Spy. That's all I have to say on this subject.

Sally, I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

You're still using your rotary landline.

You heard someone say 'cell phone' and thought they were talking about the pay phone at the county jail.

Hahahaha! Funny stuff MS, funny stuff.

I don't get all excited over cell phones, it doesn't matter to me how much it costs as long as I can hear out of it. You're really not impressing anyone MS, it's a cell phone, not a Lamborghini for Christ's sake.