Username, I just love how

[krystalshores]

You little cunt.
So your saying you were up my ass all day?

Last I checked I don't resemble a barstool.

You do remsemble a barstool. Flat and stumpy.

And yes, I have a little cunt unlike your (notice the correct use of "your") flappy, stretched-out, yeast-filled twat.

Were you drunk? That was fucking gross. I get visuals and I know my "hoo hoo" doesn't look like that. So I'm guessing you were describing your own junk.