04-09-2012, 05:44 PM
Quote:bert wrote: I do have a girlfriend, I DO SO! I met her at band camp. She's a supermodel and she doubles as a gymnastics teacher and massage therapist. You guys wouldn't know her, she's from Canada. They got lower standards there.
This actually made me smile (except the "Canada" part).

Quote:bert wrote: I think you're all middle aged male truck drivers named Earl.Not true for the others, but I'll fess up. Kinda famous for my shenanigans, even got a game character/profile fashioned after me.
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