Eveyone's favorite Merc

[Donovan]

This would be what is known as a baseless accusation. My word, when given, is inviolate. Assumptions on your part would be a mistake.

There are no accusations in my post. It actually reads as a compliment, unless you have issues with your friend’s integrity. I'm not really concerned about it; just making conversation with RG. But, thanks for your reply/statement clarifying that your integrity/word is unbreakable. Your statement on the subject has been so noted; glad that's cleared up.

I’m much more interested in seeing where you legendary buddies (with the big black cocks that stretch out til next Friday) take this whole “she’s stalking me” and hooker poetry bit. Truly intriguing team posting effort and dialogue. Hard to top that shit.

Happy Sunday, Donovan. And, again, welcome back to RG...

Gear doesn't own a big black cock, he leases. And to be fair mine pretty much goes where it wants to so I can't really say I "own" it. Usually takes me three days to even feel what it's been up to, and by then it's too late to catch up and give it a scolding. I think it was headed west, so if you get a late night knock at the door...might not be mormons. All I'm saying.

Besides, Gear and I don't team-post, we riff on each other naturally. We're like Martin and Lewis, or Abbott and Costello, or any other comedy team of a funny guy and Riotgear.

As for poetry, how about this one?

When Cracker was caught in a diner,
stuffing food in her cavelike vagina,
they asked, "Don't it tickle?"
as she jammed in a pickle,
She replied, "Not as much as the miners."