My name is...

[HairOfTheDog]

That was only flirting, but my imaginary girlfriend is the jealous type. She also cooks for me and can stay awake longer and knows where the sharp stuff is, so I make it a rule not to piss her off. I don't flirt any more.

Then I also don't flirt any less, but that's just splitting hairs.

Giving your imaginary girlfriend jealousy issues is indicative of controlling and domineering qualities on your part; needing to be coveted. Unprofessionally speaking of course, layman's guess. Hopefully my friend aussie will check in here later, she can give you a credentialed professional's opinion.