My name is...

[Donovan]

That was only flirting, but my imaginary girlfriend is the jealous type. She also cooks for me and can stay awake longer and knows where the sharp stuff is, so I make it a rule not to piss her off. I don't flirt any more.

Then I also don't flirt any less, but that's just splitting hairs.

Giving your imaginary girlfriend jealousy issues is indicative of controlling and domineering qualities on your part; needing to be coveted. Unprofessionally speaking of course, layman's guess. Hopefully my friend aussie will check in here later, she can give you a credentialed professional's opinion.

missed wide right. I'm about as easygoing a partner as it gets, but she has baggage related to cheating exes. Actually my life experience without going into detail has made me extremely comfortable in my own skin and alone for extended periods of time, and I occasionally need to be reminded to rejoin the social sphere so I don't disappear entirely. A lot of people seem to have difficulty with that habit, especially when I disappear and can't really fully account for where I was or what I was doing. You can imagine that a person with trust issues might struggle.