My name is...

[Donovan]

Whew. Wouldn't want to damage some poor Polish girl.

Can't turn your back on the pretty Russian creatures though. That's a good way to dine with the Lord.

Jesus, what happened to that wife of yours? Forget about her already?

I've learned a lot about the male perspective here tonight. 4 billion women on the planet; all of us replaceable. Prostitution is the way to go. Men can account for every minute of time spent in a prostitute's company and the disappearing act afterwards is not only accepted, but encouraged. Baby's gotta eat. Smart single women everywhere should start perfecting the Russian accent. Nah...

The first time you learn these things is always the hardest. Sorry I had to break it to you like that.