Your Thoughts for Our Troops

[Donovan]

I can only speak for myself of course, but I'm not in the least bit paranoid.

I'm going to a client meeting in 20. I'm going to get pummeled by a 102 year old woman's son and daughter - both in their 80s. I'm not being paranoid about that - it's a fact. Angry senior citizens can be dangerous; I'm a little scared.

Every time you say "client" I imagine you as a smoking hot high-class escort with a calf length fur coat and high heels and nothing underneath. So that kinda makes this post about octogenarians...extra gross. Don't ever do that again.