Good Morning

[Riotgear]

You read me like a book, stud. I would love to be someone who needs constant support and back-patting (or cock-stroking, for you fine gentlemen) to engage in some internet sparring. It's a real drag being independent; all that pressure and thinking that's required. I so wish I were one of you guys. I'm working on the jelly thing, but these things take time. Just be patient and supportive, 'k?

I meant a little fat.