Working diddlers question

[Riotgear]

I think if you look a person in the eye and shake their hand you know all you need to know. I like to think anyone who's ever shaken my hand and looked me in the eye would share the same conviction about me. I hope so anyway.

I have charges. Not lewd and lascivious, but serious charges non the less. And I'm safe. Mostly.

Now let's talk about what you have in your pocket.