Hello Everyone

[username]

I've worked out next to women like you. In fact, it was just yesterday. I'm dying on the elliptical, got the HR up to 155ish, and this nice looking mom is barely moving her elliptical while texting or posting to Mock.

I mean, why in the fuck is she even there? Just to be seen?

She did look yummy, though, so she must be doing something right.

Trust me, I was sweating all over my iPhone. I had the incline set at 18 and the resistance at 50. I was just lucky I didn't whack myself in the face with the moving arms on the dumb machine while I was typing (btdt).