Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men

[Midwest Spy]

MS this cracked me up! now do beauty secrets for men.

Well, Dick is beyond hope (physically speaking). Maggot's look is already perfected. Mo wouldn't change what he's become for anything. Kid has already transformed (into a major asshole). As for MF, Italians aren't into grooming, which leaves me.

My little secret is lotion. My wife really convinced me to start using it about a year ago, and I really think it helps.

If there are further suggestions, I'll begin a new thread LC.