04-23-2012, 07:24 PM
(04-23-2012, 07:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(04-23-2012, 07:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:(04-23-2012, 07:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dirty little secret is lotion.
We all know, MS. That's why we don't unroll your socks from the hamper.
That was good.
But, as Dick says, only a man would think of that.
Or, I guess, a mom with teenage sons.
Wrong again...it's the first thing I thought of when I read it. Men...lotion=jacking off.
Your wife is turning you gay.