Hey everyone

[Cracker]

Nah, it's good to have new members. I just know you people can do better. Not all of you, but some of you.

Damn, how scathing! I'd almost asked you to lead the way, but after having actually read some of your stuff... nah, crawling around in a sandbox is so 1970s.
So, anyway, can't wait to see what your shtick is - I bet it's either racism or some religious fanaticism, but for entertainment's sake I do hope it's something less mediocre.

Are we pretending you haven't been reading and you are extra clever, Criss Angel?

That was a tard move. I piss on your leg.