Dining out at a fancy restaurant

[FAHQTOO]

Thats all my fucking dog does, lick his cock and chew his ass. Drives me crazy.

Doggy see...Doggy do.

Hope Duchess doesn't see the "Doggy do" part, you know how she hates poop talk. Haha.

Did something just go over my head? Because I hate that if it did.
The doggy is doing what it sees his master doing...
No dog poop...at least I don't think, and if there is, I don't want to know.

Maybe Ma left that part out...