Egypt

[cladking]

I don't think he's as old as he states in his profile (yeah, I looked one time, not sure why). I think he is close to our ages. He isn't an idiot, he's rather smart, but he is obsessed. I bet his wife withholds sex if he mentions "pyramid" or "hydraulics."

I only admit to be 21.

A buddy of mine from Waukegan has one-upped Jack Benny. Instead of being 39 forever he just keeps moving the year he was born up a year each year. He'll have been born in 1972 next year.

There's a small paradox here, though, since I've known him since before then. Indeed, he had lost most of his hair by that time. A few of my friends could buy booze at as early as 14 since they looked so young. One friend was in a grocery with her mother who was carded for some wine. The mother asked if my friend could buy it without ID and he agreed! She was 14 at the time and her mother was about 33.

Age is mostly a state of mind and I try not to provide a lot of details about me. It doesn't matter really since I yam what I yam and WYSIWYG.