Did you eat school lunch?

[Eat Shit And Die]

I used to get money for school dinners but 90% of the time would spend it on cigarettes or going halfs with someone on some pot, but I used to bunk the train to school nearly every day for five years so that gave me £25 a week to spend on crisps, fruit mentos and cheese and bacon slices from forfars. I was living the dream and I didn't even know it :(