05-01-2012, 09:02 PM
My grandfather was a leftie but while in school he was forced to be a righty, they used to smack his hand with a ruler if they saw him using his left hand. My ex shoots pool left, plays guitar right, catches left, throws right, bats left, eats right....he's backwards. My sister is a leftie.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.