Fun Facts for Left Handers

[Midwest Spy]

My grandfather was a leftie but while in school he was forced to be a righty, they used to smack his hand with a ruler if they saw him using his left hand. My ex shoots pool left, plays guitar right, catches left, throws right, bats left, eats right....he's backwards. My sister is a leftie.

Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read what you just wrote.

Well, Lucifer's sharing her experience on lefties certainly didn't stimulate the ole' brain cells for me like your enlightening observation that Dan Fogelberg is such an underrated singer/songwriter. Still mulling over that thought-provoker.

How dare you, Sir!

One day Dan Fogelberg will be dead, and you'll be able to say that you've been listening to him for years, and that he's great!

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

One day DF will be dead, and know one will notice or care.
I already put it in my pipe and smoked it.

Did you just call HotD Sir? How dare you!!

You know what the Deadhead said when all his pot ran out?

Oh, jeezus, what is that awful music???