Forum Fail

[El Mayo]

*waiting for the initation and torture*

* caring ::coffee:: caring, a lot *

Whatcha readin?

*twirls hair*

Hmnmmm......39 posts and still a Mock virgin locked out from all the decent stuff? I can see why.

You are obviously slow witted, boring, and dull, your posts are pathetic single cell, one dimensional hickeys with nothing of creativity, value or wit on display.

You are the kind of unwelcome semen stain that I'm sure has MF's finger hovering over the close registration button.

Do yourself and the world a favour and drown yourself.

Hey, d'ya think that might *possibly* be because there was no one else here when this thread was posted? Or are you unable to actually read the entire thread before you proceed to insult someone you know nothing about with overused and unoriginal one liners?

And what the hell kind of posts can I contribute to a forum based on, oh, I don't know, NOTHING? It's like a bad episode of Seinfeld. Give me a real topic, douchebag.

I can't very wellpretend to be passionate about asking for something as trivial asentrance to the cool kid's club, now can I?

To quote a super genius: Do yourself and the world a favor.... drink bleach and die.