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[El Mayo]

Oh, and mayonnaise has two Ns.

Just sayin.

that's the second time in 5 years i made typo mistake. you still have the IQ of asparagus. you still were to stupid to get the reference.

Really? I make typos all the time. And I had to google it to be absolutely certain. I'm smart as asparagus afterall. But asparagus with google can be LETHAL.

Ok, that made me laugh my fuckin' ass off. I will use that at some opportune time and watch the people around me scratch their heads, not wanting to be the stupid one and ask what I mean. "Asparagus with Google is lethal".....

Now....what the fuck do you want, now that you're back, Condiment?

A stiff drink.






Oh, and I'd like a shot at all the other asparagus you showed some pity for and let in.

Yanno what? That reply right there might bethe only clue about you thatI need. You are obviously more intelligent than the past 4 newbies combined! How scared are you now, knowing that thepopulation of this board can be summed up so easily?

Let me guess....you're a Scotch drinker?

I don't scare that easily, and I'm not even slightly suprised. Obviously you've been on the internet awhile... so surely you know that you have to wade through 90% of morons with a keyboard to get to anything of any sort of substance. lol

I have to be honest, and I'm not going to blow smoke just to win your approval like all the other half-wits you have felt sorry for... Not a huge scotch fan.