Telemarketers

[Maggot]

Every day I get calls from Indian telemarketers at work, they call and try to sell me crap from material handling stuff to computer payroll software.
This morning I have begun to use a different tactic.

Me: hello
indian bitch: hello sir I am calling to see if it would be OK to send you an information packet BLA BLA BLA.....on she went.
Me; huh?
Indian bitch: hello sir I am calling to see if it would be OK to send you an information packet BLA BLA BLA.
Me: Celeste no!! ......No Celeste::
Indian bitch: excuse me?
Me: Celeste put the gun down......PUT IT DOWN!!!
BANG!!! (I slammed my phone book on the table)
Indian bitch: sir.....sir.....
Me: sinister laugh...hee hee hee.........

HANGUP


I'm wondering if she will call the cops from india on me.