05-09-2012, 06:41 PM
And username. Wait, maybe I only like Username, and Ramsey sucks. I forget.
I like Ma Huang Sor except when I don't.
Cracker and Dick are fulfilling their life's purpose of being a cautionary tale to others. I like that they know their function in life.
I liked Hair of the Dog before she went completely mental, which I suspect happened years ago. I also like her socks.
I would like Duchess, but judging from her picture I suspect I can't afford to without mortgaging my house.
I would like LadyCop but only if it meant getting out of a ticket.
There are a couple here I don't dare like because I think they've been liked by dozens if not hundreds of men before me. As a rule I try to like everyone at least once, even the fat chicks. If you want me to like you at some point, please make an appointment. And send me a Carfax for vaginas. Do they even have those? They should.
I like Aussiefriend because sundried looney probably tastes like beef jerky. I like beef jerky.
I don't like men unless I'm really really drunk and besides it was only that one time in college.
I like ESAD but I can't for the life of me figure out why.
I like myself pretty damn frequently but my doctor says I am in fact going blind. Huh. Who knew?
Wait, what were we talking about again?
I like Ma Huang Sor except when I don't.
Cracker and Dick are fulfilling their life's purpose of being a cautionary tale to others. I like that they know their function in life.
I liked Hair of the Dog before she went completely mental, which I suspect happened years ago. I also like her socks.
I would like Duchess, but judging from her picture I suspect I can't afford to without mortgaging my house.
I would like LadyCop but only if it meant getting out of a ticket.
There are a couple here I don't dare like because I think they've been liked by dozens if not hundreds of men before me. As a rule I try to like everyone at least once, even the fat chicks. If you want me to like you at some point, please make an appointment. And send me a Carfax for vaginas. Do they even have those? They should.
I like Aussiefriend because sundried looney probably tastes like beef jerky. I like beef jerky.
I don't like men unless I'm really really drunk and besides it was only that one time in college.
I like ESAD but I can't for the life of me figure out why.
I like myself pretty damn frequently but my doctor says I am in fact going blind. Huh. Who knew?
Wait, what were we talking about again?