ASS KISSING AWARD

[JsMom]

She is a great guard dog these days, who knew? Fuckin' back off bitches.

And I loved her, for just being herself and peeing on my dining room carpet that I had to replace and shit. I mean, seriously, are you going to go there and shit?

Oh no....Pinky should be glad she is soooo loved. She is a precious lil' guard pup. Maybe she'll shit next to your side of the bed instead of the dining room? Don't beat her Aussie! She's just letting you know how loved you are in return.