05-17-2012, 05:19 PM
(05-17-2012, 08:09 AM)ramseycat Wrote:(05-16-2012, 08:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Speaking of vain...I just got back from tanning, no, I look nothing like that crazy bitch all over the internet...anyhoooo, I broke the fucking bed.
So, I'm laying there and I feel something brush up against my ribs, I'm thinking it was a stray hair from my head blowing around, then I felt it again by my armpit. I turn and look and it's a fucking yellow jacket.
Gotdamn if I didn't slam the top of that bed open and I'm running around that tiny fucking room, naked, like a fucking mad woman possessed.
I'm trying to get dressed as fast as I can, cussing like a sailor and freaking the fuck out. The girl working there is pounding on the door, I'm trying to get away from the bee...and getting dressed at the same time!!
I need a fucking drink or three...I've been traumatized. The bed won't stay open anymore because I broke the hinges...
I would have loved to see that!
Are they going to make you pay for the damage? You can say no way! I will sue you people for the mental trauma of being stalked by a killer yellow jacket.
I would have loved to see it too!
No, don't have to pay, the girl said she would have done the same thing, only she said she would have run out the door to the room...naked.
I wouldn't pay anyways...keep the fucking bees out of the rooms.